Hot Cream Cheese
Ingredients:
1 jug cream cheese
1 tsp salt
Steps:
1. Pour you cheese in the
2. Heat up 4 minutes on the bad boy
3. Spinkle slat all in there
4. Chug up
Tip: Use a fork and knife for fancy mode, or scoop it up on your extra-long pinky nail and slide the Hot Cream Cheese straight into your throat like cement pouring from a cement mixer into a trough when constructing a blast bunker or other secure, well-clad, fortress-type structure!